"Donkey is my favorite character” Said John Johnson with bright, glistening eyes. A veteran bus driver who has traversed the 80’s route for over 30 years, Johnson boasts watching the trilogy over 1000 times and even held his wedding at Disneyworld so Shrek could be in attendance. His love for the fat green ogre is represented in his craft as he frequently exits the vehicle at his stop at Memorial Union, stretches, and disappears for hours. This Is because he loves to hide in the transgender bathrooms and watch all three films which have a runtime of four hours and 53 minutes. Students have complained that it takes too long to travel distances as short as College Library to Sewell Social Sciences in -40 degree weather, but Johnson doesn’t let their negative energy bring him down: “get ogre it, laddeh” he tells one student entering the bus after splashing him with street water by driving through a puddle.
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